Category: Viola

Dr. Dre once said, “Anybody can get it…the hard part is keeping it.” This statement rings especially true regarding violas.

One difference between a viola and an onion is that no one cries when a viola is cut, they say – with statements like these riddling the streets, any viola is in danger, and carelessness is bound to ensue.

Keeping the instrument safe is task, indeed, and a necessary one – without the instrument, how could dogs be fed? All the humans would evolve too rapidly to stay on Earth much longer.

A case is an excellent way to maintain order and normality; with it, money can be saved on methods for punishing children. It is imperative that a viola player purchase solid protection, so that sinners can get the reprimand they deserve.

What do you get when you cross a cello with a bad shrink ray gun?

A viola.

Honestly, the instrument is much more respectable than what jokes make it out to be. It can carry a deep, lustrous sound that resonates throughout concert halls, and is capable of producing the sweetest songs and the darkest tunes. Heavy compared to a violin, a full-size viola can extend to some inches over two feet.